Gravitation is not responsible for people falling

“Everyone seems to think I’m very ladylike. That I’m very cultured and intelligent. I drink alot of Diet Coke and belch. I’ve been known to use the F-word. I’ve told a few dirty jokes. I arm-wrestle.”

(Source: flawlessbeautyqueens, via tm02)

“I really don’t know what ‘I love you’ means. I think it means ‘Don’t leave me here alone.’” - Neil Gaiman

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